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rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

snatchedweaves:

Trying to spy on dick at the urinal next to you without looking down

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign


Alex Turner:  Give it up for-  Crowd screams
Alex Turner:  Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin