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highlyglamorous:

If I get clingy/annoying with you, it’s probably because I enjoy talking/being with you all the time..

mancrook:

“omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg” no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha

asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

fvckinrvd:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i pledge i will never ever eat ass

real shit.

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

snatchedweaves:

Trying to spy on dick at the urinal next to you without looking down

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now